THIS IS SO TRUE. WHAT IF YOU ABORTED JESUS. OH MY GOD. DOES ANYONE HAVE A XANAX? I ATE ALL OF MINE TEN MINUTES AGO.
THIS IS A REALITY THAT SOME OF US (NOT ME. OR RAQUEL.) FACE, EVERY DAY.
For when you’ve had six too many chardonnays and can-NOT be bothered to scream to your maid Consuela to discreetly signal to your driver James to let your personal assistant Kristen know that SOMEONE needs to run to some posh private drug store to purchase the next step down from Plan A. Because that’s ok for you, but it is constantly abused by minorities and college students who should only have access to abstinence as a form of birth control. Because they’re just not mature enough or monetarily well off enough to be allowed abortions or anything of the sort.